Tuesday, February 16, 2010

5 signs of Sleep Deprivation

As taken from MSN health & fitness (without permission)

1. You're flummoxed by even simple decisions

I say: Fuck that. Even off 3 and half days without sleep I can still make up my mind and half the time I make better decisions when I don't "sleep on it."

2. You've been eating all day, and you're still hungry!

I say: I DRINK COFFEE AND EAT TOAST! How is that possible? Shouldn't I be eating like Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body? Somewhere someone needs to kick themself in the ass.

3. You keep coming down with colds

I say: I already have a weak immune system. So I can chalk it up to that... BITCH! lol

4. The ballads on American Idol move you to tears

I say: I don't watch that shit. I watch Pro Wrestling. WHAT MOFO!?

5. You've become a klutz

I say: I'm already clumsy, no need to blame it on sleep or lack thereof.

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YOU BITCHES NEED A BETTER ARGUEMENT! WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!