Let me take another crack at this. So you're a pot loving wannabe hippie. What is your biggest and best trait? OOOOOOOOOH RIGHT, you listen to one Bob Marley song and watch Spongebob reruns all fucking day long. You believe that Jerry Garcia isn't dead and that John Lennon faked his death to live out his life as a normal man amongst society.
Well the sad thing is, you're wasting your life away sitting on your moms couch eatching stale potato chips and drinking tap water, cause you don't want to give one single red cent to a company that puts it in a bottle for you cause BOTTLES ARE BAD! Well no shit they are. Yet they've single handedly made life easier and yet we have to pay almost more for a bottle water then we do for television service. So you've got one thing right. Why buy water when it's already in your home for FUCKING FREE... Oh wait, wait, wait, wait a fucking minute... No it isn't. You have to pay the city to get that water, every month you get a bill, you pay it and YOU GET WATER! WTF! There is seriously something wrong here. But hell you're style is, and only to yourself IMPECCABLE. SO GIVE YOURSELF A FREE LOVING HUG, MASTERBATE ON A FLOWER AND EAT SOME SHROOMS YOU CRAZY SMELLY MOFO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh and let me think again, metal heads... What's that about?
EMO KIDS, WTF! Do you all need shock therapy? Seriously your life isn't that fucking bad. Oh so you're uncle put his ting-ting in your ping-ping, get over it already. Write a decent song that doesn't have to do with slitting your wrists, stabbing your eyes out, heartbreak that isn't real, your dad hating you growing up, your mom not being there, your frist period and YOU'RE A GUY and honestly, HONESTLY, Boys cheer up cause your makeup is running.
Jesus Freaks. Now I love Jesus just as much as you do. But I don't go around knocking on peoples doors proclaiming that they are scum if they do not do as you are. You're not better than us, so get over it.
Mormons, read the above and we're all good cause I don't feel like typing that again or just being a lazy bastard and using copy+paste.
Rappers/Hip-Hoppers, whatever you want to be called. I seriously and honestly just don't give a fuck. And please for the love of GOD (see I care about Him too) PLEASE STOP WRITING LYRICS ABOUT WOMAN IN WAYS THAT IS JUST DISGRACEFUL, Stop talking about drugs and alcohol, unless you own you're own brand of liquor then be my guest and highlight that in your music. But seriously, it's time to give something positive to the world. Even if you are just releasing your aggressions, you could do it in a more vague manner... Which would be POETIC.
