This is in no particular order, however Miss #1 is #1 on my official ranking system.
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar: Why? Because apparently in every movie she is a part of she is young, intelligent and disturbed. Much like her character in The Grudge movies and then that one where she has memories from being a child and whatnot and then a movie I wanted to watch because the cover art looked fucking dope… I ended up not watching it just yet because she is in the movie. FUCKING LAME OF ME. I KNOW. I KNOW. I should just get over it and fucking watch Possession.
2. Vince Vaughn: Now to say I can’t stand him in the same sentence that states he is my favorite actor also… Is just fucking ironic. Why I can’t stand him really is because he rambles on and on about random and stupid shit that doesn’t make sense yet you’re led to believe it does and has something to do completely with the story of the movie at hand and the “story” it’s trying to tell… Or in this case, pretty much the way I just went off rambling randomly about Mr. Vaughn.
3. Morgan Freeman: Why? Simply because he is annoying being the same MF’R in every movie he does. He’s the kind hearted older black male that befriends or takes someone under his wing. The only movie where he isn’t this particular character is Batman with Christian Bale. Yet that’s like a diet or lite version of his “main” character in movies. However I admit, Mr. Freeman is a damn good actor. PLEASE SOMEONE IN HOLLYWOOD, GET HIM TO DO A DIFFERENT ROLE!
4. Nicholas Cage: Why? Read Morgan Freeman and change the name and forget the Batman thing and and and and and and and and well, I can’t think of anything else he’s just plain boring.
5. Hell get yourself a color crayon and fill this section in for yourself.
